Now here’s a problem.

I’ve got this outrageous shoe collection  that I’ve been enjoying  for a long time.  Every pair is amazing.  If you are a young man they are awesome shoes.  If you are an older man they are awesome shoes.  If you are anywhere in-between and have a job or don’t, they are awesome shoes and I am very attached to all of them but it has  occurred to me lately that....

I would simply rather go barefoot.